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minus-squareUnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoKilling is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·4 days agoBombs are not environmentally friendly.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoAverage person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoThat’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoBut it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoIs it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
minus-squarejollyrogue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoBombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽
Killing is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
Bombs are not environmentally friendly.
Average person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
That’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
But it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
Is it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
Bombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽
But what if we made them so? 🤔