I think I had to use one of these in a fever dream once
Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month
Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.
I see there’s a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?
Personally, I’m glad there’s no door. I prefer to shoot from the 3-point line.
talking a piss as you walk up the stairs
Uh, yeah … a piss…
no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)
also if you ever encounter one, it’s common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol
Life advice: no courtesy flushing
Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.
Literal shit post
Given the current world my first impulse was to see if this was AI generated as it makes no sense. Then I thought that even AI might take such a prompt and reply “no, that’s ridiculous.” So definitely human made.
This image is far older than generative AI.
I‘m way too fat for that. Just gonna shit in the shower at this point.
Waffle Stomp!
At least there’s a bum gun
Yeah, at least it has a bidet!
When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!
You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!
Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.
Just pee from the stairs.
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
More open-plan shitters, please!
No door? Just letting shit stink flow into the house? Yecch.
No, no.
The door is the front door. You live in either the gaming dungeon below or the kitchen/bdrm upstairs.
Obviously.
It’s a performance piece.
any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell
