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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

These pesky airbags

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These pesky airbags

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orhtej2@eviltoast.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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      I’m a heavy sleeper and this sounds like a great alternative for me, I won’t have to set an alarm an hour before I have to get up and hit snooze for an hour anymore! Gonna have to head to the junkyard and get some airbags now

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        Gonna have to be a pretty huge junkyard to supply you one airbag a day for the rest of your life

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          The way Massholes drive and how much vehicles rust here there won’t be a shortage any time soon lol

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