I make sure that no apples are around. Help will come in a blue box.

Utilising a McGuffin

I’m going to cop a squat and start shumming and not stop until it’s fixed.

Makes me think of the loom of destiny

I’ve got a tube of JB Weld. That’ll do the trick

Temporal crochet

Corporate America: … how can we weaponize this and turn a profit?

Use my distaff to rip it open wider, banishing death to wander between realities for all eternity. Duh.

By having yet another dream about falling into a blackhole

Why fix it?

This was caused by mathematics, it must be solved by mathematics:

Take the Euler identity and raise it to TREE(3), divide by all prime numbers, and finally integrate Pi over all elliptical surfaces.

Well, I’ve got duct tape, an anvil, bubblegum, a diesel generator, some pennies, salt and vinegar potato chips, and I’ve been watching a lot of Macguyver, so I’m sure we can rig something up.