Smartest person in Florida.
They self-actualized upon leaving the state. I’m telling you, that place is contaminated.
One big SCP containment zone. But it’s leaking too much and fucking up the whole country.
Fun fact: D-class personnel are sourced predominantly from Florida
I’ll explain it to you, just give me a New York minute.
The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches, #4)
Americans will go so far that one day they will come back to the metric system
I mean I’m pretty sure the American system is defined using SI units so it’s mostly because of American exceptionalism and a fetish for unit conversion.
Only 3 countries use the shit Imperial/SAE measuremnts. USA, Liberia and Myanmar. WTF!?!?
