When you wanted Jungkook, but got another Jin

That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.

When you look like Alan Tudyk but you’ve got only one.

Like the LG slogan?

So you didn’t get a toy? That’s fucked up.

The Heart Attack Grill lives up to its name more often than the Happy Meal does.

Same thing happened to me. On the phone with customer service to get my money back

When you eat a happy meal, the happy is gone