Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? message-squaremessage-square221linkfedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down111
arrow-up1141arrow-down1message-squareYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square221linkfedilink
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·24 days agoI cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoI think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·23 days agoLong, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
I think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.
Long, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.