• Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.

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        23 days ago

        Long, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.