He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he’ll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn’t have to deal with him
This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?
Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!
Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.
It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?
take all the world’s most powerful billionaires and put them on St Helena with slightly fewer handguns than billionaires. or maybe epsein island. let their place of death be the place of their most heinous crimes
That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don’t deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.
He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he’ll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn’t have to deal with him
Can we send Trump and his mates there too?
Sure, but you are paying for shipping of your people
Hey I’d crowdfund that.
Are you guys sure it’s a good idea to send all our most evil people on the same island ?
I’m sure the sentinelese don’t want a nazi secret lair out there, or another “epstein island” for that matter.
Why not?
A bunch of people who 90% didn’t do anything themselves for quite some time if ever left to fend for themselves…
Maybe a bit sociopathic but I would give each of them one lethal dose of an opioid in case they want to, well, get an easy way out
They’d last about ten minutes without their minions and sycophants.
This is the limited streaming series we need right now.
I didn’t like Lord of the Flies, but I might like this version
This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever’s left?
Shoot them in the fuckin’ head!
Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.
It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y’know?
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I know a few other people that deserve this teeatment, but I fear we don’t have an island big enough.
take all the world’s most powerful billionaires and put them on St Helena with slightly fewer handguns than billionaires. or maybe epsein island. let their place of death be the place of their most heinous crimes
What about North Sentinel Island?
Oh yeah great suggestion actually, I’m sure the locals would receive him in the best way he deserves
How about Pitcairn? Y’all control it right?
We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.
That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don’t deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.