Batin

We fucked up the wolf populations so its our moral imperative to control deer populations.

Yeah, but there’s another bus that’s going to hit yet another bus and the people who don’t want to run off the cliff aren’t trying to stop it so i cannot in good conscience vote for them. And I’ll be very smug about it the entire way down.

On my list after I properly figure out how to play Minecraft beta version fully independent from Microsoft

… Remembering every password?

Jk I probably should, but I’m slightly conspiratorially minded on account of being proven right by Facebook and apple and Spotify and google and…

A lot of root beer is flavored with wintergreen.

skeletor running away