Thurstylark

I’d be down with both, but my heart is with Microslop. Keeping the first six letters the same really gears the listener up to hear “microsoft” before pulling the rug out from under 'em

I was going to speculate that the dimensions of the bottom could be important for structural reasons, so if that was the case, a volume-adjustment dimple wouldn’t be a good idea there.

What do we want?

Racecars!!

When do we want 'em?

NeeeeeOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!

Like a beyblade

Let 'em RIP!

Other mics: *recites long, baffling mic specs*

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SM57: DOES IT MAKE SOUND, THO?

I was gonna say, this is like, every transmasc that I know

I’m also a steam controller lover, and I feel you on the build quality point, but just remember that this new one is going to be built post-steam-deck. The lessons from the steam controller funnel into the steam deck, and the lessons from the steam deck will funnel into the new steam controller.

Back in my day, we made jokes with people instead of about them.

Aw, maaaan… This could have been a great ADHD joke, but ya gotta ruin it with a cheap boob joke.

I’m gonna go now and edit this to be actually clever.