Alumni of the schools of hard knocks, common sense and Jaysus Chrahst.

“They won’t leave us in peace”

… to fuck us over and plunder all the wealth?

This is the “if you won’t treat me as an authority, I won’t treat you as a person” all over again.

I’m grateful. It was the push I needed to stop using windows.

If they’d made it even vaguely tempting I probably wouldn’t have bothered.

There is technically a difference in the definition, but mostly people use it exactly as you’re describing.

I’ve really had to catch myself when I notice myself using it.

But honestly it’s so expected that people can get confused when you call yourself an immigrant (and you aren’t doing it to make yourself a martyr somehow).

We remember the names of their dogs, and use those.

So it’s “Rex’s Mum” and “Fido’s sister”

This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.

He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.

(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).

I just realised he doesn’t make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.