Amazing, this was one of Weird Al’s songs that I just always assumed was an original because it’s just so weird. But it turns out it was just a parody of an original that was already pretty weird!

Isn’t onedrive a paid feature? What if you don’t pay for it?

Bugger. Still not useful for anything then

I memorised 100 digits of pi 20 years ago so I’ll just use those, I can get $100k easy. Finally this will come in handy for something

Diahhrheoea

Or whatever it is.