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Frederic “Bingo” Brown, b. 1923 d. 2002, was a farmer in Northern Tennessee and astute dog lover.

Owwww please drink some damn water bro

ur mum is a hamster

“Private” and “corporate messaging platform” do not go together, at all. Ever.

Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.

“Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We’re sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please.”

Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don’t see that as any better.

Maybe it wouldn’t have been as spicy or cardboardy then. :(

no, it was the spicy cardboard type. NOT PEOPLE. SHUTUP. IT’S NOT. NO. >:(

LOL wrong thread as fuck hahah

I have received +3 Mental Damage from reading that first bit.

WOW TYLENOL CAN EDIT THE DNA IN YOUR GAMETOCYTES TO MAKE AUTISTIC KIDS WOW

I had two shipments of soylent replaced because they were both stale and well, the replacements were also stale… so now I have four shipments, ~70kg, of useless powder just stacked around my room. -_-

Dammit… be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.

So, why do they need these anti-union assholes? What service do they give to the foundation?

ASS, TO, ASS!

What’s the new matchmaker like?

Hello, yes. I am still mad. I would like to request another free meme or I will fart.

Sauce? …for science?

That’s simply another name for c/196.