Some one please explain what is this dude doing?

Says Error 153…

LOL…while I was high as a…

He’s not dead. He’s telling this guys to say he’s dead and the the orange and the crazy will have their win! In the meantime, Iranian’s will no longer have to endure stupid bombs and he gets to call the shot’s and puppet a new leader into power under a mountain. He’s been in hiding when the ships started hanging out around his hood for a while now.

To them it’s probably a numbers game…sacrifice a few to free the many? …maybe my math is not mathing…

…and we didn’t know this already? I mean we all saw Terminator in the 80’s, and how that timeline happened. duh right?

So with all the news on hardware shortages…someone is building skynet…and we just don’t know about it.

People really use these apps? I mean…here are all my passwords? …just like that?

Hell, my kids tutor wanted my bank account to withdraw each month. I said, ‘fuck no…not unless we’re banging each other every night with a prenup!’

So which veggie has a flared base?

I’m trying to picture this too now…

Take your upvote and get out of here!

Not trying to be sexist or anything, but how would this apply to women? (I’m trying to picture this…)

Limp dick cook will comply.

I hear dog meat is pretty good. I’ve been eyeing my neighbors lil pup…tender and juicy…

Where’s the beef?

I bet they both got enough protein from each other…suck that protein buddy…harder B!!!

Do you fuck on the first date?

yeah…if you like banana foreskin bread.

I heard pornhub has some contortionist fetish thingys. At least that’s what I was told.

I hate AI…it never was AI. It was useless in all my tests.