As long as they leave the internet alone

The barracuda

So kneecapping squirrels isn’t the only way to get my fix, good to know

To add to this excellent answer, in my mind at least some of the confusion comes from trying to compare a number to a concept.

Using the 0.999… example, that doesn’t have a set numeric value as such. You cant use it in an algebraic formula to calculate a fixed result. Logically, it’s a number just below 1.0, but mathematically, every time you try to make that distinction it effectively shifts the goal posts.

It’s like the old “count to infinity” bit, it’s not impossible because it’s a big number, it’s impossible because it’s not a number at all, it’s a concept.

Had one like that at our local train station carpark, they’d forgotten to put the handbrake on and the car had slowly rolled out of its spot

Laughed at this a lot harder than I should, my wife is now giving me the “what stupid thing are you looking at” face.

Bravo