Batshit insane conspiracy theories are pushed to discredit all conspiracy theories with actual evidence.

Women’s pants have small pockets on purpose to increase handbag sales.

Surveillance of the general public is much, much worse than people believe and the view of being considered weird and paranoid is deliberately encouraged.

Probably because I still havent properly processed it and wanted to talk to people about it.

I am probably misremembering a lot of it, it was like 10-15 years ago, so you might be right

“HRRRGGHHH” - “What are you doing? STOP SHITTING IN THE SOUP!”