Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
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moon@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•it's good to look in the mirror and understand the material outcomes of voter behavior
1·5 days agoI’m a living furnace.
moon@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•it's good to look in the mirror and understand the material outcomes of voter behavior
1·5 days agoHarrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.
moon@lemmy.mltoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•it's good to look in the mirror and understand the material outcomes of voter behavior
1·5 days agoThe fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What software is so user-centric, you can't believe it's proprietary?
1·5 days agoHe quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year.
1·5 days agoHe had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year.
1·5 days agoHer scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What software is so user-centric, you can't believe it's proprietary?
1·5 days agoThe beach was crowded with snow leopards.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year.
1·5 days agoHe dreamed of eating green apples with worms.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.


The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.