And then the first time you learned about T9. Game changer.

We’re truly fucked as a society if the word “stole” offends/triggers/shocks anyone.

With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

… Then go full cookie monster.