So? Where are they?!

Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

Do they have to be mine?

Because uh, I have the other kind, and neither of them are worth showing to anyone determined to stay sane.

Wait is this how people get with people

I’ve been single for too long man what is happening

Oh please, don’t be. Not your fault. I’m just going through a bit of a thing I guess, I thought it’d be funny to make light of it for others’ enjoyment.

So yeah please don’t feel bad lol, though I appreciate the sentiment

Dude I tried jimsomweed root with two bottles of booze the day before (don’t remember what kind) then woke up in the hospital.

Get on my level. Or don’t, I was trying to kill myself. Lol

…mama is that you?

Ha ha, very funny, everyone knows babies come from dumpsters

Wtf is sex

always trust a shart

tuck the curtains in, they get cold too

Finally I feel seen

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