There’s the option of anal masturbation.

Bought some lavender bubble bath and had a 2 hour hot bath with a book and relaxing music.

Eggius Benedictus

I look exactly like God, but 100 lbs lighter.

Does FreeCAD do CAM too?

When I was looking at joining the Army Reserves (our equivalent) I was hoping I’d get to do some real good, like domestic disaster relief. I never did join, though.

You gotta make sure she’s not trying to back-and-switch you into a polycule!

Garlic Breadious

I should have beans on toast for dinner

In Revelations, The Tribulation is meant to last 7 years. Which is 364 weeks.

How do you figure that second one? Do you have less than a couple of years left?

‘A’ also has Belgian waffles, Dutch Pannenkoeken, Swiss fondue, and Icelandic Skyr (it’s like yogurt, my wife likes it).

It’s got to be H, because I live in Canada and I’m not flying across an ocean every time I go for groceries!

What about drop bears?

In the Church of England, God’s authority is channeled through the monarch, similarly to how in Catholicism it is channeled through the Pope.

If you make a new deal with Him, you can get Him to give you different rights.