Two people sitting on a 3-person couch, plenty of room to mouse on my left side.

If you want to go oldschool you gotta specify whether you’re speaking of memes or image macros. Also the best meme is that Millhouse is not a meme.

If you start now you’ll be done in ten years. Source: yeah

Top tip: don’t use Google’s products.

Me: installs linux

Because you get to taste freedom only sometime after 70. Would kinda leave a sour taste in my mouth if I had to work for decades and then just boot myself out.

Pretty

Yes, my only hope is that it relies on a wlan connection, which I simply won’t grant it.

Or 627, whichever suits you.

I bought an LG TV two months before I heard about any of the fuckery LG pushes through their TVs. Granted I don’t allow any device internet access but I’m still pissed.

You simply set an away message and stop using it.

It’s beautiful.

Not just horses, but horse armor!

Disgusting.

I have one, I had my emploeyr buy me it. Everybody should use computer keys and nobody else does.

This is actual resale value, I’d pay good money for that fox.

Well now I have to see the calculator itself!

I’ve mad myself sad and/or angry countless times. Thankfully I’ve also made my significant other happy and/or thankfull multiple times also so there’s that.

Accidental ally.

It’s hardly even metal if you look at it from atop some grindcore mountain.