and it was translated FLAWLESSLY

forgot to add the caption, oopsie

https://i.imgur.com/tabMfln.png

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

you can tell he knows what a good boy he is

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes