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kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPto
memes@lemmy.world•Don't let your dream memes be meme dreams
8·5 days agomy autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years
Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPto
memes@lemmy.world•Achievement Unlocked (Achievement! Locked!)
61·7 days agodownload the ollama cli. then do
ollama run dolphin-mixtral
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Google Chrome must be coerced into adopting standards
245·8 days agoIt’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works
trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Grok floods X with sexualized images of women and children: Grok generated an estimated 3 million sexualized images, including 23,000 of children in 11 daysEnglish
412·11 days agoit was just one guy who was like
for num in range(3000000): if num < 23000: Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True) continue Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Just the Browser: tools to remove AI and other bloatware from Chrome, Edge and FirefoxEnglish
611·12 days agogiven what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
241·12 days agoi thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
18·12 days agothe topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
6·12 days agomy shit is optimized AF
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yeah, I should probably donate again or something
49·12 days agoI have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my
.zshrci havefastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•You can upset neolibs by changing just one word of their favourite t-shirt.
104·12 days agowhich is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Memes@lemmy.ml•You can upset neolibs by changing just one word of their favourite t-shirt.
122·12 days agothey changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”
oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11
our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
aww@lemmy.world•ST🛑P! Pls boop the snoot before scrolling on. Thank you.English
4·15 days agoyou can tell he knows what a good boy he is
so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes
from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose
olives > cooked meal