hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me

i always wondered why jesus never used his god powers to get off the cross, but then i realized he’s like a vampire, but instead of a stake through the heart it’s nails through the hands

neil “the grass” tyson

when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me

my home feed is absolute trash, it’s mostly AI slop survey pics run by elon dickrider bot accounts. many of these accounts use grok to make elon look hot. i’m trying to start replying to different people so my home feed is slightly less garbage.

i know y’all are like “why the fuck are you it then”. i don’t know, lmaooo

i was wondering the same thing, lmao. i think elon picked the wrong tweet to reply to. before we know it #bloodygangbangwoman will be trending

That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.

tbh it’s fine and i use it a lot more than bash.

I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

touch your mother

in general, no matter what site i’m on, i assume about half the traffic is bots. which means you are…<flips coin> heads. phew! thought you were a bot

the “fell for it again award” meme shows up on 4chan’s /pol/ board a lot. believe or not, not everyone there is a brainwashed fascist. sure, most of them are, but not all

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma