I wanted to believe you until I got to this:

Internet trolls in their mother’s Midwestern basement or some ComBlock housing unit in Moscow might have a difficult time understanding that.

You start out acting like you’re trying to open people’s eyes to something they may not have all the facts about. That’s great! …Then you attack the same people you are supposedly trying to sway. That’s not so great, to put it very mildly. It renders your entire message invalid and makes you look like the very thing you are accusing others of being.

Robotech (or Macross for the purists).

Folding space, essentially.

I’ve heard that there is a mass grave one can visit where you can find information about obtaining and activating enterprise versions.

A møøse once bit my sister

Aoostar makes some really great tiny NAS devices based on the Intel N100/N150 series, and they also have an AMD unit if that’s your jam (it’s mine). If you buy the one with built in main storage it comes with Windows 11 Pro installed but you can wipe that and install Linux or a dedicated NAS OS if you wish. Or just save money and throw a NVMe SSD in for the OS and a bunch of HDDs for media and go to town.

The best part is you can buy direct from Aoostar, no need to buy from Amazon though they are offered there too.

https://aoostar.com/collections/nas-series

I also like UGREEN’s NAS offerings, they come with their own custom NAS OS that supports Docker so you can run all your *arrs and Jellyfin and other server apps as containers. The web-based interface is like using a normal Linux or macOS desktop.

https://nas.ugreen.com/

See you on the high seas, matey.