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Haha I purposely used minutes instead of seconds cause I knew I’d get blasted on the Internet if I was wrong with my figures. Minutes was safer

This poor woman has been living her entire god damned life with this clown. Poor, poor woman.

Just imagine thinking Elon musk has the time of day to ask you for $7500. Mother fucker makes more than that every minute of his life

Absolute clown shoes, I’m not gonna say he deserved it. But christ on a stick, you’re making me define where the line of “deserving” is.

I don’t think anyone would really “want” to tell that bombshell unless they’ve given all of their fucks away. Which I highly doubt bubba has

If he just came out and said “yep he sucked my cock” could you imagine