Recently requested my data from Amazon. I received gigabytes worth of audio files of Alexa commands that I said. You can hear my voice, sometimes music in the background, I even found my previous girlfriend setting timers with Alexa. Years of my life. It’s genuinely unsettling.

Ah, The Orb, absolute classic. Sometimes people would get out of their cars to check out our contraption. Their abandoned cars would be found weeks later in the old creek. Good old times.

Same. All expensive purchases are made using European online shops. The only time I use Amazon is for cheap fringe stuff that I can’t find anywhere else and where quality doesn’t matter.

Dont let perfect be the enemy of good.

Shitting on your allies, then asking them for help in the war you recklessly started. Exactly my kind of humor.

Wait, you guys can read?

But that’s just crypto again, isn’t it? They tried the same bullshit.

Sir, the billionaire-owned media would prefer you use the friendlier term “underage women”

Is he already done with Venezuela?