This has not been my lived experience

I thought this was specifically a no-loads-refused community

Martini?

NO, I AM SHUTTING THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

*lincoln memorial pool

Accourding to know your meme it’s from the adult film “Bubble Butt Gets a Juicy Double”

The zipper merge is supposed to happen at the point where it goes from 2 lanes to 1, not earlier, so if there’s room for that guy to zoom past, everyone is doing it wrong.

Get that bitch a direct drive upgrade and print a dual blower mount for it and it’ll never let you down again

Unsurprisingly it was something they were working on before musk bought it

Feels like everyone I know, myself included, has had some kind of mental breakdown in the past few months. Life has become fucking crazy.

Also your friends are like… wrong about the standing still part, no idea why they told you that. It’s basically just a portable EKG attached to your body that you wear while going about your normal day.

They give you a little diary to write down stuff like that.

Yeah, that’s how I set my private server up

It’s also probably in CAD so close to just $1 million

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html

Give it time, soon enough they’ll be AI planes crashing all around us and it will be considered “progress”

I think this one has been explained by the fact that there was a lot of typos on VHS tape labels and such when we were kids

Sounds like someone really is an eager eagle

They gave it to me for anxiety and it made me feel like I was dying, so clearly doesn’t work for everyone.