Keep the eggs. They are fine. The bacon can realistically be swapped out for anything that keeps the savory flavor but is less processed. Lean ground beef or turkey is usually my go-to. Will cook about as fast as bacon.

Yup! Unicode doesn’t put any limits on them.

Basically it abuses the fact that Unicode allows combining of multiple characters in a single character space with offsets and rotations applied. Zalgo text basically takes a ton of random accent characters (E.g the squiggly above Spanish Ñ), which are considered their own marks, and combines them on one letter with lots of offset.

Does this count as aggressive?

Donate to food banks or post them up for sale on Craigslist for $5 each. They’re kind of expensive these days and fishermen/campers frequently want them.

Its not even political at all. It was just dumb corporate blandness that defeats the purpose of the restsurant’s image. Conservatives made it political because their CEO happens to be a woman.

me after 15 years of intermittent learning self hosting:

i have the one random office PC that runs minecraft

…yeah that’s it