I don’t know, man. I don’t think there’s any healing the divide that already exists. It’s not like Fox and the other propaganda machines are churning out messages of unity or anything. If you’re worried about a slippery slope, I hate to tell you that we’ve been on it for a long time, now. Obviously, the future isn’t set in stone, but I think it’d take one hell of an external threat to get us all to band together at this point. Maybe those UFOs we were all concerned about last year could do it?

That was way better than it had any right to be.