I would expect nothing less from MacGyver.

Looks like I found my people.

Where’s the challenge in that?

Disappointing.

I literally thought of this. What’s wrong with us?

Slide whistle. Ascending, of course.

So, this is about sports I guess? Idk, I use Lemmy.

Chaching!

“But who will hang the bell on the cat’s neck?”

Obligatory reminder that the US is geographically monstrous and organizing a nationwide strike of enough people would be extremely difficult to pull off. We’re also extremely tied to our employment for little luxuries like healthcare, and we have very weak worker protection laws, and right now seems like an especially bad time to lose your job protesting for the sake of the half of the country that absolutely loves what Trump is doing, whether they admit it openly or not.

Much like that, yeah!

Had two weeks off not long ago and was ready to burn the place down the Monday I had to go back.

Completely unrelated to the post, but if you didn’t already know, “grok” is a Martian word made up by sci-fi author Robert Heinlein in his novel Stranger in a Strange Land. Elon stole it for nerd cred, although I’d be genuinely surprised if he has actually ever read the whole book.

Oh especially now, yes.

Pretty depressing all around, but man you have to be willfully gullible to believe you’d be talking to the actual performer…

Most men aren’t smart enough or wealthy enough to become surgeons, but that’s an interesting idea.

Yeah, natural selection really made sure men are as horny as possible didn’t it? Fortunately there are ways to learn how to mitigate it somewhat by being more self reflective and such.

Either way, I’m just happy to be here.

And now booties. I’m seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.