Catchy! This has potential.

Dumb? Is that a name?

Well, no. It’s not an army. I guess I’ve met a few of them. They hang at the Palo Verde Tavern in Tempe. Buncha paint fume addled wackos. ‘Artists’.

I graduated high school in Tempe AZ. There’s a bar I always visit when I go back called the Palo Verde Tavern. It’s a speakeasy in this modern age, barely legal. It’s infested with graffiti artists. At times, the paint fumes out back are so bad that I won’t even smoke dope there. Psycho art freaks with spray cans.

Anyway, Penis Man is one of those guys. I’ve seen his thing on the wall. I don’t remember shit other than that phrase.

Um … I have 2 GLI.net OpenWRT routers. Yes, they can do quite a bit of the same stuff. Really, I’m a fan. I paid money for them, twice … but I would not want to deploy enterprise networks on OpenWRT. When I needed a full gateway for a virtual network, I used OPNsense.

Ok. Shakin my head here. I certainly believed pfSense was opensource.
I switched to OPNsense this year, mostly because that’s what we use at work.
It sounds like I’m on the right one then?
Or is somebody next week gonna tell me OPNsense is a fully corporate orphan crushing operation?

Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the “Really, America?” shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
But it’s not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.