Ok, I didn’t read the article but I’d guess it’s satire about parents exploiting their (in this case autistic) children for money. So it ridicules exactly what you describe as disgusting, hopefully to point out this injustice. So I don’t understand what you’re saying.

Also, since you’re already 14 versions deep you should probably implement automatic “garbage collection”.

I don’t have the command at hand but you can name versions.