I think part of their argument was they didn’t watch any of it so their piracy was legal

Yes, except for the bits of it that are complex

I’ve only seen brief clips of the start, so my ability to describe it is limited.

It’s gay porn. It’s somewhat well known on the internet due to its humorous/absurd intro.

I don’t think beginners are going to be in that situation and most people probably won’t ever be in your situation, mostly people doing it as a hobby are going to end up with 100+ TB of data.

EDIT: when I say “most people wouldn’t be in that situation” I was thinking of the typical person who is on the fence about this and would be swayed by the “it will save you money” argument. Its quite likely that most people currently self hosting (I’d imagine mostly hobbyists) could be in a similar situation to you if they aren’t already

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the clothespin one years ago, so if its fake it’s at least photoshopped by hand

Or even canals

I Am Not A Lawyer

Printers are worth raging against, I could get behind that

Sudoscience* it’s what sysadmins do