I don’t have any personal advice to offer but I have a consumer reports subscription so I pasted your message into the CR apps chat feature in case it might help you; here’s the response:

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Need a link for this genius already

Why? Shouldn’t they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??

What dark corners of the internet do you frequent? 😟

May I ask what country?

I’ve seen jack-o’-lanterns in the UK, US, Germany and France, but I haven’t travelled to most of the world and it’s hard to get reliable info about what holidays are celebrated in different countries and how people decorate

It’s just the built in camera zoom; I was never suggesting it’s an alternative to a real camera lens but for a phone the results are still pretty impressive, even if they’re achieved with local AI or whatever

Yeah everything is wobbly (but usually legible). This was a 2 drinks in shit post rage bait tbh but I do still enjoy the phone camera 🤷

Thank you for your service, I couldn’t be bothered debugging the image upload from boost so I gave up and shared via the convenient option 🤷 I know I’m supposed to hate Google more but I don’t have enough energy to decouple fully from the conveniences

I think this message may be my most productive bait so far

Who knows, it’s one of those sports things people are obsessed with over here in the US

No zoom vs. max zoom, Google pixel 😘

https://photos.app.goo.gl/n3tE3Erb2QXJHiWv7 https://photos.app.goo.gl/qtEH7cBFfQUd47ch7

Thanks for sharing! I clicked on it with cynicism around how easily we could detect AI usage with confidence vs. risking making false allegations, but every single example on their homepage is super clear and I have no doubts - I’m impressed! (and disappointed)

I bought a 2 bedroom single family home in South Carolina last year for $86k with only $11k down, 7 minute drive from the city center of the capital city (Columbia). Mortgage is $480/mo. Cheap houses absolutely still exist if you’re willing to live in areas where “nobody wants to live”