allriledup [they/them]

pelicans are game. they’ll try to eat anything. Meanwhile capybara is like “yeah, and?”

#MURICA!

Yes, I am indeed Linux people.

oops. didn’t mean to send that emoji lol. Dunno how to remove it.

a person is smart. people are dumb stupid animals, and you know it!

Yup. No more stupid than someone worshiping a guy who lived 2K years ago whose mother had an affair and blamed a magical sky fairy.

Sad that this needs to be said :/

Murica!

I’ve been in psychiatric care for the best part of 25 years. I’ve paid nothing.

And Elf!

I just found this:

Google Drive does not offer unlimited storage for personal accounts, but you can upgrade to a Google One plan for additional storage options, such as 100 GB, 200 GB, or 2 TB. Educational institutions may provide unlimited storage through Google for Education if you have a .edu email account.

you mean the draft dodger?

how in the FUCK did they get 1PB of google drive?

yeah, nah. I don’t think I’ll be doing that, actually.

“Fuck you, I got mine!”

I miss the 90s/early 00s internet. Everyone had their own little corner of the web. Not like today, where it’s tiktok this, snapchat that. No one has their own little corner. Everything is commercialised, and advertising is absolute dog shit and thrown down your throat. :(

I have stuffies too! I have a glowworm i got as a baby, and i have a lion who i’ve had for many years. No shame in having stuffies if they bring you joy. Fuck what other people think.

I should have known. Everything in FG is a reference to something else.

so… family guy didn’t come up with this song?

Time for a feature phone.