10% of me expected the announcement about naughtiness to turn into an adult movie at the end.

I think Doom is more on par w HR

This statement will always be true.

It’s not just about getting elected first. You need to keep getting elected. In order to do that, you need to phone bank for money at the RNC/DNC (2 short blocks from Congress!). If you don’t meet your minimum revenue, the leadership of the party will turn on you and put a challenger in your district to primary you out.

I suggest a judge lottery.

I swear to God are these people real?

Rushed emergency responses create waste and bad execution.

Fossil Fuels, sure. Those are also a finite resource we cannot rely on forever.

So backup and restore into Linux what I can.

Let this be a lesson about putting it anywhere.

I’m going to sound super stupid but w/e.

What happens to all your files when you install Linux?

It’s just basically a GUI, right so does Linux create its own space and ignore what’s there?

A good parent produces a self-sufficient and well-adjusted adult with compassion and decency.

There are numerous paths to reach that end but the most important thing is to model the right behaviors.

I don’t like birthdays but probably recess as it’s the healthiest option.

I haven’t forgotten about 9/11.

Which country funded 9/11 and provided support/logistics and passports to the hijackers (our friend’s name starts with an “S”

You get one chance to answer correctly.

Also, in so doing you also need to remind everyone here which country had zero involvement in 9/11.

I’m still not 100% sure this isn’t real bc Trump.

The voice of experience.

How old am I?

I don’t care what you do but keep your hands off those videos. I need them for things.

Friends ask who me who I voted for every election. I always go into a long winded explanation of the candidates and what they stand for before sharing my selection and reasoning.

The kitchen is the sex room.