great post!

What’s a moca?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moca

Should be pretty easy to learn, right? I mean, that’s the whole point.

Sorry to say, but if you put it on the internet the AI bots are going to gobble it down.

Only way to protect it is to not put it on the public net. If you add a challenge (login or something) it might stay unmolested, but that’s no longer a static site.