TheFlopster

Ludicrous speed.

Ludacris is the rapper, but I like your enthusiasm. :)

Someone else remembers CompuServe?!

Col. Mustard: Yours.

Mrs. White: Five.

Col. Mustard: Five!

Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.

Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.

Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Col. Mustard: That’s right!

I guess I just assumed it was a child. Based on the skill level.

I can’t bring myself to mock something that someone probably made out of genuine love. It makes me too sad. No matter how much of a piece of shit Charlie might have been.

Mocking it feels like the opposite of empathy. I know how much he didn’t believe in empathy, but as usual, he was wrong. So I’m displaying some. Not for him. But for whoever made this for him.

If you buy a home in which an HOA is already established, then yes, it’s required. And good luck finding a neighborhood where one isn’t already established. If you get a small enough town or cheap enough neighborhood, maybe.