Turn dial to set temperature

Turn another dial to set time

> Chainsaw maker STIHL chief calls for longer hours without extra pay

> Chainsaw maker

Let’s update that saying about capitalists selling us ropes.

Put a toy inside of yourself.

Why leave at home? I have got a whole ass computer I can do banking on when at home.

You can check out any time you like

Where beer?

Just lick it

People of Nepal, urine trouble.

Why is he angry? His name is also Dean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFgpbJl3AzA

Maybe they don’t have knives?

Finally I can join FBI

OP’s mom was a straight up animal 🥵

Not your circus, not your monkeys.

As a non-american

\c\downrighthilarious

Orientation of paper? Woke gone mad smh my head

Menthol too.

Why are UK trains so bad?

Your ancestors did it pretty well when they built a train network in India to plunder the subcontinent.

India: rookie numbers.

Anyway, are those long distance/intercity trains or local/metro/intracity trains?

Sauntore Thomas when the bank called the cops:

Excel is whatever you want it to be.

https://github.com/AyrA/ExcelStuff

Edit: Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20141028042934/reddit.com/r/excel/comments/2jtd2f/worked_on_a_completely_locked_down_machine_time/