Nice ash!

My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

Assius to Assius!

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equeef. The brand to trust with your dry ass lips?

Excite once, measure twice.

If you’re doing that, it’s good that you’re washing your hands.

I avoid this by not peeing on my hand.

Motorsickles harvest three times as fast as manual sickles. Pretty sure I’ve heard that.

This ain’t even a buck!

Read should be said “read” and read read. Read, on the other hand, I would leave as is.