I don’t like the sound of that

The lack of porn/hentai universes in the comments is refreshing.

…That being said…

Plot twist YOU never get the darksign. Just a normal mortal without. (There is precedence for normal mortals in universe, Seiglinde of Catarina).

Shit, Europe stole Hawaii

Do you bring your own chair to the original package?

Liar ahead

Pedo Gestapo.

She specifically got ‘April’ wrong in the ‘30 days has September, April, June and November’ mnemonic, saying ‘30 days has September, March, June and November’

It like the next line in the show.

It’s weird that April didn’t know how many days April has.

Well it’s not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.

were are

I’m online but I ain’t paying you shit.

I was starting the same job I still have. I could have made a lot more money by jumping jobs as is common in my industry. But now I have six weeks vacation. Which, for the USA, is a lot.

I wonder if he’s a fan of butt sharpies.

Y’all are weak this image is nothing, doesn’t even have the normal childbirth fluids

Also this image is nothing, there’s no joke here. I don’t get the symbolism of a chin born baby. If the baby was coming out feet first of the asshole but the head was still stuck up there that’d make sense.

I guess I’m getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y’all

Read the overall instructions.

No, you answered 1. It was not a question.

I have never had an original thought. And I’m 8 hours late.

This is a high quality post