I can fart and burp at the same time.

For real genocide is bad but me lacking money is worse.

Imagine being able to fart and never shitting your pants.

He’s of age and consenting so that should be a couple positives.

Homophobia is never a great look.

What if you take a stance but that stance makes the genocide worse?

This seems kind of homophobic not to mention classist.

You know what’s better than both of those?

Heroin.

I’ve got a pretty good one already!

It’s not perfect but I’m happy with it.

Do you think it’s legal to call yourself high IQ if you’re not?

Once I give him the money it isn’t any of my business what he does with it.

If we would have known you’d destroy yourself without our involvement we probably wouldn’t have bothered.

I’d be more likely to give him money rather than someone asking for it.

10 years ago | had a wife, family, car and a great job.

Now I am addicted to drugs.

Yes.

A lot of them are accounts with a ton of posts reposted from other social media and a handful of comments.

No but someone on reddit did and they reposted as usual.

Don’t be a pussy and wear a bulletproof vest.

Easy peasy.

I love CBT.