

Her tits look just like my sister’s.


Her tits look just like my sister’s.


The better question is what’s the cure?


In my opinion Jimmy Carter was the last good person to be a president but we shouldn’t normalize Trump’s behaviors and actions as president and before because we don’t like the institution.


After all that the American people decided to give him a second chance.
This is less a Trump problem and more of one with America.


Biden wasn’t a sex offender and memes like this trying to claim Trump isn’t an absolute anomaly in the line of previous presidents only helps normalize his shocking behavior and you should be sad.


You have visitors?


Release the bubba blowjob photos!





I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.


What you don’t use a radio to mine with?
Pussy.


I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.


I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.
I love blue checkmark tweets put on a holiday background so you forget you’re supporting Elon being shitty.


You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.


So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?
Does it not have a light in it?


That’s the look of a man who’s minutes away from shoving that up his ass.
Is that from one of those New Jersey models?


Do you have your programming socks on?


One time I did MDMA in a retirement home and a couple ancient beings took advantage of me.
How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?
Checkmate communists.