Every time my dad has something to say about me I say that.

Who was responsible for raising me again? YOU WERE, you judgemental turd.

It speaks to everyone. “I’m messed up because I’m smarter than other people” is a seductive fantasy.

It was hammered into me during childhood that thank you is the only polite response to a compliment.

I still think it’s rude not to say it. And I absolutely hate it when people say “I know.”