I play a super boring game in my head. Basically, I take each letter of someone’s name and try to think of a specific animal/fish/plant that starts with that letter. Then I go to someone elses name and do the same thing. The only rule is that I can’t reuse an animal I’ve already picked. It’s super boring but works at least 50% of the time for me.

Example: Frodo. Flamingo, Rabbit, Orangutan, Dalmatian, Ostrich

The more names you do in a row, the harder it gets to not repeat yourself.

Instead of animals, sometimes I’ll do countries, specific colours (super hard), or even last names (somewhat easier).

My basil plant is perfect then😂 Such a dramatic little thing

They’re so confusing though😭 If I give them love and attention, they get root rot from overwatering. If I ignore them they’re happy half the time or they die without any warning! What do they want😭

People shouldn’t joke about things that upset me, that’s all. And they should just instinctively know when I’m in a bad mood and more critical than usual, so they can post accordingly. OP really shouldn’t make light of this very important issue.

It’s a perfectly normal thing to want, see @Driveway4964@lemmy.world? Please at least consider it :(

Absolutely! I detest the majority of rich folks who are for some reason desperate for more profit no matter who they hurt or how badly. Like do they not have enough private jets? Is the global environment not degrading fast enough for their taste?🤦🏻‍♀️

Personally though, 1 billion dollars is my only missing piece. Aside from that I’m perfect! (and super humble)