Unbelievable.

My balls always fall out the sides

I also blame your parents for how you turned out to be such a whiny loser.

Thanks HGTV.

Hmmm

Nearly impossible to locate

Dang. Your mom is old as heck!

You forgot to smother it with brown stuff

Lemme guess. Blue no matter who?

Hoo dis

Blimey!

TIL it’s 11" (2.794e+8 nm).

Penis joke

Radical!

Zoom in. You can see the quotes.

Oh dear. You’re one of these.

I’m exited about spelling and grammar!

The big circle really helps

Try mixing it with Budweiser

Yeah! Fuck!