Shhh. You’ll get downvoted for being remotely successful

Oh! I know that from a guy from my old work who’s gay! You know how big, hairy men are called “bear”? Well, an otter is a tall and slim average guy with a beard!

Since I figured out that I have digestive problems regarding fruit and gluten, and that I get elevated blood pressure when eating certain oils (canola, rapeseed, corn) I‘d probably turn hunter.

While I certainly do like the flavor of meat imitations, I only want to deal with the aftermath when I’m really expecting it.

Maybe lab grown meat could help here, but I think that it’s a long way there.

They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now

We didn’t have a Britney Spears since MadMax or whatever that black haired girl with the monotonous voice calls herself

Same here. I use Microsoft for work. They should just re-do windows from scratch.

I should have kept the shutterstock logo