My Sister in Law is a lawyer and former city attorney for LA. And hates MAGA as much as do I. She would be able to advise on emergency issues and would find me a ravenous barracuda of a civil suit lawyer.

I wish they’d just save us all the bother and use that capsule right the fuck now

As soon as we get back to Cali, I’m putting a Mexican flag sticker on my car. I and my parents are natural-born US citizens. I also have a Latin surname so it should be extra time wasting for the fuckers. Possibly even a false imprisonment sitch. And I WILL get a lawyer to go after them if ICE arrests me

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.