JackTea

Ok but…what about celery? Or promoting hiviz safety gear? Why do they have to go all in on just eggs?

Same. I will be mildly but happily stoned, have a good sleep for a few hours and then wake up desperately reaching for a waste bin or bag. The worst flu symptoms until I go back to sleep. And then I’m fine. I may need to reconsider my habit.

It’s all good, I’ll just reach over and get my can of cold soda… OMG it’s your THC infused soda! Why you do this

Ignore them. I’m pretty sure it’s a made up name.

Hot pop stars putting out explicit albums.

My sisters in Christ, this isn’t the 1950s. I’m not an inspiration for these songs. IDGAF.

CSB My high school buddy still gets carded. We’re both in our 50s. Granted, I look rough for my age.

Question: how many pickles are still in the jar? And does flavor matter at certain times? Or certain states of mind?

LOL. Sucke…

Crap.

Whoa. Slow down there. Baby steps.

I’m with you. That said, lately I feel like some series could either trim about 10 minutes or should add about 10 minutes.

That’s a lot of the stuff. But I am getting pretty close to those levels. I should slow down but also why should I.

Even though you’re right, don’t ever tell me how to use oil. I will continue to waste olive oil and money.

I know this. And absolutely 100% still tap the can. Sometimes believing is better than knowing. And by sometimes I mean never. But I will still do it.

Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.

I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.

These things are made for babies. They stopped being fun for me when I was, like, 19.

Yeah, well, I see that but don’t BELIEVE it. Believing is truer than either seeing or thinking. Checkmate, the ball’s in your court, genius.

Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.

So torn. On the one hand, kinda ridiculous to stop a show for this. Yet…I totally relate.

In my school, this is an invitation

You summed up human existence. How we survived, and also got to where we are, is a miracle. Not human ingenuity. The fragile genius in an ocean of stupid.