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The “it’s so dangerous” marketing has been going for years. Anyone remember the Facebook things that “invented their own language to communicate without the engineers understanding” or whatever? or the million times “Google engineer says it’s achieved sentience and needs to be stopped” or whatever?

Yeah idk why they painted a bicycle on the Amazon Parking Lane

I mean miles driven is at least proportional to amount of useful work, more miles is more distance they’ve transported cargo. The AI usage leaderboard is useless.

can’t wait for the intro of the NYC - specific The West Wing reboot.

“Monyc in a bicycle accident. Come to the office” - I guess it’s a text this time since pagers are a bit antiquated

the Mideaty

I assume it’ll go the same way as the Chinese router ban, and there will be loopholes for the Special Favorites, probably totally unrelated to any monetary contributions to Trump’s circle.

A kettle through a USB outlet? USB Type C PD tops out at like 200 W or so…

I feel like it makes more sense to have been running off a conventional 120V outlet which some minivans have

Yep! In this case, you may go “Oh, 120W is more than my phone’s 20W charging speed, so it’ll be fine,” only to find out that because it’s only available at a voltage higher than the phone supports it’ll be a very slow charger. I don’t think most consumers want or care to look at what charging profiles their phones and chargers support.

The issue is, that’s not even enough! For example, the Dell 120 W laptop charger only supports 5V/1A or 20V/6A output, so phones will mostly charge at 5W because they dont support 20V input. Then there’s all the different charging protocols… Oh boy.

oh shit

i hate that bro

A roll of Flex Tape® would fit in there, you could then tape the holes up to improve aerodynamics!

So does my non-internet-connectable dumb electric toothbrush

Thank goodness your subscription fees fund a quick and helpful support department! Open a ticket and they should help restore your ads!

I paid $0.02, but due to the penny shortage it rounded down to $0.00.

AI clowns? Self dealing?

Surely impossible.

angry Midwestern noises

That’s actually interesting advertising, I’ve never seen that before

Ah, The Toyota BZ4X strategy, I see Wheels = more weight = less range.

Zooming in the tank says “liquid nitrogen” though… I mean, it could probably store other liquids, but that seems to be what it was built for.

Ah, the problem here is the mirrors. Modern cars with smart mirrors mean you could display additional content there, perhaps a sideways hydraulic press video?