I don’t know. By that late into the Simpsons runs, jokes were hard to come by.

Remember, there’s a difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

What use would two handcuffs with a 3-foot long cord between them serve? I mean I get what you’re implying but these wouldn’t restrain anyone in any meaningful way.

The comments are unhinged. “Cut off funding to the EU!”

How utterly and hilariously disconnected from reality.

What about my dead?

Neil Cicierega is a goddamned treasure.

According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.